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REJ:2026.07.09.0001quant.LG (Quantum Linguistics)PRJ-2026-0015Vol. 2, No. 7DOI 10.5555/prj.2026.swift-footed-autocompleteStatus: Rejected

Swift-Footed Autocomplete: The Homeric Noun–Epithet System as a Zero-Click Predictive-Text Engine, with a Defect Audit of Its Longest-Running Production Incident

Philomena Q. Hexworth-Adeyinka1, Telemachus J. Braithwaite-Osei2, Dagmar V. Papastavrou-Lindqvist3

1. Chair of Computational Philology, Marlowe Institute · 2. Laboratory for Oral Tradition Engineering, Kelvin College · 3. Centre for Bronze Age Human–Computer Interaction, Ossory Institute

Submitted and rejected July 9, 2026 · 6 pages · 4 figures · review duration: 9 minutes

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Abstract

Predictive text—the phone’s habit of guessing your next word—is widely regarded as a modern convenience that fails often enough to be a genre of joke. We show that it is instead an ancient technology that once worked flawlessly, and that its finest deployment has been in continuous production for roughly 2,750 years. Building on Milman Parry’s observation that the Homeric epithet is selected by the space remaining in the verse rather than by the situation—hence “blameless Aegisthus,” an epithet bestowed on the epic’s principal murderer—we demonstrate that the noun–epithet system of the Iliad and Odyssey constitutes a zero-click completion engine. Conditioned on name, grammatical case, and metrical slot, epithet choice carries bits of information: the bard, on average, chooses nothing. We audit the system’s fabled economy as a lookup table and find a collision rate; we show in a randomized trial () that the engine reduces compositional latency -fold, to near performance speed; and we measure a semantic defect rate of , roughly thirty times more reliable than the autocorrect in the reader’s pocket. Modern predictive text fails, we argue, because it guesses meaning inside an unconstrained interface, whereas the hexameter constrained the interface until there was nothing left to guess. Our recommendations include a meter.

keywords: oral-formulaic theory · Homer · predictive text · dactylic hexameter · epithets · cache design

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@article{PRJ20260015,
  title   = {Swift-Footed Autocomplete: The Homeric Noun–Epithet System as a Zero-Click Predictive-Text Engine, with a Defect Audit of Its Longest-Running Production Incident},
  author  = {Philomena Q. Hexworth-Adeyinka and Telemachus J. Braithwaite-Osei and Dagmar V. Papastavrou-Lindqvist},
  journal = {Peer Rejected},
  year    = {2026},
  note    = {Rejected manuscript, PRJ-2026-0015},
  url     = {https://peerrejected.com/papers/swift-footed-autocomplete}
}

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